westcoastgoddess:

Horny decisions are worse than drunk decisions.

(via fuck-me-hard-and-cut-me--deep)

seventimes-serenity:

itsmemacleod:

I JUST ACCIDENTALLY ATE 112 MEATBALLS I THINK IM GONNA DIE

HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY EAT 112 MEATBALLS??

(via dirtyhickeyvevo)

dirkstridersbraces:

[death metal scream] GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY BABY

(Source: tetsuoatehimbread, via covocal)